WWE Royal Rumble 2014 Results and Live Chat

Join us for live coverage of Sunday, January 26th, 2014′s WWE Royal Rumble.

Here’s the WWE Royal Rumble card as well as our Royal Rumble predictions.


WWE Kickoff Stream


Announced Card

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John Cena vs. Randy Orton – WWE Unified Championship

  • 30-Man Royal Rumble Match
  • Daniel Bryan vs. Bray Wyatt
  • Brock Lesnar vs. Big Show
  • Kickoff: New Age Outlaws vs. Rhodes Brothers

Full details on the announced WWE TLC 2013 Card.


Brief Results

Will be updated live throughout the night. You may need to refresh to see the latest results.

New Age Outlaws d. Rhodes Brothers to win the titles.

Bray Wyatt d Daniel Bryan via pinfall.

Brock d Big Show via pinfall in a 3 minute match.

Orton d. Cena via pinfall after the Wyatt’s get involved. After the match, the Wyatt’s attacked Cena.

Batista wins the Royal Rumble


Live Chat

We’ll be jumping into the live chat starting at 7:30pm ET on Sunday. Join in on that conversation and post your thoughts in the Disqus thread below.

  • Kyle

    YO YO YO

    • Garvin from FTW

      Here we go

  • Brandon

    F-T-dub, F-T-dub

    • Garvin from FTW

      Huzzah

  • Garvin from FTW

    Daniel Bryan!

  • McBrads

    sup people

  • Brandon

    So this will be the last grainy stream for a PPV for a lot of people. Not me, though. I’d never do that.

    • Garvin from FTW

      Can’t wait for the network.

  • Brandon

    Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s on the Royal Rumble pre-show looking like he’s dressed for court.

  • Mark Ventrice

    It’s there a mobile discus link

    • Garvin from FTW

      The main one doesn’t work for you?

      • Mark Ventrice

        I’m on my phone and it doesn’t want to load new comments without me manually reloading

        • Garvin from FTW

          That’s by default. Regardless of version. I’m also on my phone and I get a link above and below for New chat messages.

      • Lou

        I’m using my phone so it works

  • McBrads

    Tag title time, still think its stupid they are the pre show match

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Oh you didn’t know? It’s Rumble time!

  • Lou

    What up homies?

    • Garvin from FTW

      LOU!

    • McBrads

      sup lou

    • Chris C.

      Lou, you missed the racial draft. We needed our latino delegation dammit

  • Lou

    Hate to say this, but I’m picking NAO

    • Garvin from FTW

      As did I.

    • Brandon

      Sadly, i think it’s going that way. Which would be an awful way to end the Rhodes’ reign after so many good matches.

  • McBrads

    well I think the NAO will win tonight, its going to make the uso title wins at mania that much more expect

    • Lou

      Exactly my thought process

  • Chris C.

    The Rhodes are the faces in this right?

    • Garvin from FTW

      Yes. Because the Outlaws turned on Punk.

      • Chris C.

        The crowd is proving you wrong sir

  • King Kyle

    Yo whats up

  • King Kyle

    welcome to the 90′s

    • Chris C.

      Yea, Cody Rhodes was 14 in 1999. He’s an adult with a smokin hot wife now

  • Mark Ventrice

    Is Richard Sherman our pick?

    • Chris C.

      Why wouldn’t he be?

      • Mark Ventrice

        Just making sure we at FTW are on the same page

  • King Kyle

    twitter war really cole

  • McBrads

    anyone else feel like either a kid or a teenager seeing goldust and NAO wrestling in a wwe ring

    • Brandon

      Yeah, it’s weird. Imagine how cody feels.

  • Lou

    I could care less about their age as long as the work rate is still up to par

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Holy crap they actually did win :o

  • Brandon

    Boo.

  • Mark Ventrice

    New Tag Champions

  • Chris C.

    The only way this is acceptable is if NAO brings back some presentable belts

    • McBrads

      and does dropping them to uso at mania be acceptable as well?

      • Chris C.

        If they don’t bring back better belts, I will take the Usos as TTC as a consolation

  • McBrads

    decent little match

  • Brandon

    So this means we may get that Cody vs. Goldust match at ‘Mania?

    • McBrads

      probs, but wait till feb to see them put it into drive though

    • King Kyle

      i hope so

  • Lou

    Banking their title reign will be the tag equivalent of ambrose’s us title run. No defenses

    • Matthew Fluellen

      I hope not, they actually seem to care about using the tag titles lately!

    • Chris C.

      Ambrose is still US Champion? I thought they deactivated the title

    • King Kyle

      we see heart attack in there match

  • Chris C.

    Cody Rhodes just got pinned clean by someone who is almost twice his age.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    I like they always talk about the total weight of all the competitors in terms of Big Shows lol

    • Mark Ventrice

      That sounds great for his self esteem

    • King Kyle

      he lies about his weight lol

  • McBrads

    still dont get why they dont mention kanes record on this years, unless reigns is breaking it tonight

    • thekeelo_g

      If he was breaking it, wouldn’t they want to make sure it’s fresh in our minds?

      • Diva Jill

        They mentioned it in the ‘By the numbers’ video on Raw

      • McBrads

        well considering its wwe, i doubt they thought it that hard

  • King Kyle

    DOLPH ZIGGLER YES YES YES

  • McBrads

    hacksaw been hit too hard lol

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Were any other matches confirmed or are we still just at 3 + Rumble

  • chainy gang

    so what have i missed

  • chainy gang

    either way im 1/1

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Oh god someones got a picture of Justin Bieber

    • thekeelo_g

      Both best sign of the night and shortest lived.

      • King Kyle

        Its said at least I’m not or ton

  • McBrads

    so i’m going for bryan win tonight

  • Diva Jill

    Howdy bitches!

  • King Kyle

    MID CARDER LOL LOL JK JK

  • Brandon

    Really hope Wyatt delivers here. Wonder if Bryan has to hold back due to the concussion.

  • Deuce Loosely

    I missed the tag title match.
    So they gave it to the old guys?
    Now we wait to see if the Usos get them tomorrow night or later.

    • thekeelo_g

      You make this much harder when you make valid points.

    • McBrads

      me and lou thinks uso will get them at mania

      • Deuce Loosely

        I don’t think the old guys can hack it until the next PPV.

        • Lou

          It would only be 2 defenses. Elimination chamber and mania. They have enough in the tank for that.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Yaking Wyatt in this one.

  • King Kyle

    my prediction is someone with a beard will win this match

  • thekeelo_g

    I’ve got this ending in DQ so Bryan can eliminate all three in the Rumble.

  • Brandon

    If Bryan somehow wins the Rumble, that place might explode.

    • Garvin from FTW

      Bryan wins both matches.

  • thekeelo_g

    I’d just point out that this is the most over guy in the company wrestling a guy who could use a win in a big match to look good.

    • Brandon

      I was thinking they give Wyatt the win and that’s what pushes Bryan to go on a rampage and win the Rumble.

      • thekeelo_g

        I don’t think it makes a ton of sense for Bryan to win this match and the Rumble. He needs a reason to fight in the Rumble. He loses here (actual loss or DQ win) and demands a rematch and Kane tells him he can enter the Rumble at #2 and get the Wyatts that way.

  • chainy gang

    he can use a rumble win also

  • Deuce Loosely

    That was sick!

  • Deuce Loosely

    That would have killed a normal person./

  • McBrads

    well if bryan didnt have head trauma before he does now

  • thekeelo_g

    This is exactly what it needed to be.

  • Lou

    Fuck those husky harris chants in particular.

    • thekeelo_g

      At least they’re tangentially related to the match. The Lawler chants were just disrespectful to what is actually a pretty good match.

    • McBrads

      i heard lawler but i didnt hear husky chants

  • thekeelo_g

    Bray looks like Bryan fucked his mom.

    • Lou

      And shat in his cereal

  • Diva Jill

    The crab!!

    • thekeelo_g

      Most disturbing taunt in wrestling or THE most disturbing taunt in wrestling?

  • Matthew Fluellen

    So a Wyatt win here and beatdown thanks to Harper & Rowan. Bryan to make a triumphant return later on in the Rumble. Leaving a final encounter between Wyatt & Bryan at EC before his title shot at Wrestlemania?

    • thekeelo_g

      I don’t hate it.

  • McBrads

    people saying bryan winning rumble, with batista back? i highly doubt it

  • Garvin from FTW

    Great choice to open the PPV.

    • thekeelo_g

      This match is a good argument for a light card.

  • Brandon

    killer elbow from wyatt there.

  • Diva Jill

    That DDT! That fucking DDT!

  • McBrads

    haven’t see a tornado ddt from the apron for years

  • Deuce Loosely

    BRAY WYATT IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

    • thekeelo_g

      Is he?

      • Nick Alexander

        His lip is definitely busted.

  • Nick Alexander

    Sweet Habeebus, that jumping tornado DDT.

  • Nick Alexander

    JEEEEEEEEEEZUS

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Orton/Cena and Show/Lesnar already have a lot to live up too!

  • thekeelo_g

    Bray clotheslined Bryan so hard Brie just got cramps.

  • McBrads

    (Ron Simmons voice) DAMN

  • Deuce Loosely

    That fucking clothesline!

  • Chris C.

    So.. This opened the show because….

    • McBrads

      politics

  • chainy gang

    this is great

  • Brandon

    That damn clothesline! Wyatt is holding his own here.

  • McBrads

    guess the rumble traditional of having a really good opening match lives on tonight

  • thekeelo_g

    Fucking hell.

  • McBrads

    OH SHIT

  • chainy gang

    whats a concussion?

  • Nick Alexander

    I reiterate: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS

  • Deuce Loosely

    First fecal chant of the night…

  • Brandon

    goddamn. that was AWESOME.

  • thekeelo_g

    Well, I think that answered the questions about Bray’s hype.

  • McBrads

    wow what a match, and i wasnt expecting bray to win this

  • Nick Alexander

    Fuck. Yes. Two for two.

    Oh, great match, I guess.

  • Chris C.

    So the opening match gets 30 minutes. I’m ok with this. Of course I’m not interested in anything until the Rumble so wake me up when that happens

  • Deuce Loosely

    Since I missed the pre-match, I’ll go 1-1.

  • ScottishWolf

    Holy crap what a match.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    I don’t think tonight will be getting better than that match, Awesome start

  • Diva Jill

    I’ll be playing Binding of Isaac until the Rumble match

    • ScottishWolf

      Stay away from mom’s tampon jill, always grab her knife.

      #isaacjokes

      • Diva Jill

        I love this game. I had pirated it before, but picked it up legally in the current humble weekly sale

  • ScottishWolf

    Brock’s Advocate? Fuck the devil’s advocate, Paul Heyman needs that on a shirt or buisness card.

  • McBrads

    is there anything heyman isnt nowadays, agent, advocate manager etc

    • Chris C.

      You forgot pimp

      • McBrads

        that aswell

    • Nick Alexander

      Boring.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Brock the Unmerciful?
    I think the word “merciless” slipped his vocabulary…

    • ScottishWolf

      im kinda happy he used that word instead. Has certain Brockness about it.

    • Chris C.

      Unmerciful sounds more badass. Its Wrestling not English.

      • thekeelo_g

        Wrestling could use a bit more English, though.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Ugh…this panel.
    The momentum killer.

  • ScottishWolf

    Flair just had a bitch of a wedgie by his faial expression there

  • chainy gang

    this panel needs jesus… well actually nvm

  • thekeelo_g

    Why won’t Shawn just kick Ric in the face and save us. When Hacksaw is the most coherent person on your panel, your panel is FUCKED

  • Nick Alexander

    Are they speaking English on this panel?

    • Lou

      They’re speaking concussed

  • Lou

    This is a piss break. I don’t mind it.

  • ScottishWolf

    30 second squash match? We can hope big show gets F5d then Brock leaves, right?

    • thekeelo_g

      Big Show should not get a single move of offense.

  • chainy gang

    The only hope for this match is the ring imploding in the first 5 minutes

  • ScottishWolf

    wow that segment (the one where brock came to the ring and failed his takedown) looked OK

  • ScottishWolf

    yes, now is the time to plug wwe.com cole. when brock is entering

  • Matthew Fluellen

    I actually don’t mind this feud, Show & Lesnar fit quite well together and have had decent enough matches in the past

  • Jaron Howard

    Super

  • Nick Alexander

    I’ll be on Twitter for the duration of this match, running commentary as done by Bork Laser.

    • Chris C.

      BOOOOOOOOO

      • Nick Alexander

        RRRRRRRRRK LAAAASEEERRR

  • ScottishWolf

    is brock super sunbburned or is it just me?

  • Jaron Howard

    KO punch!

    • Jaron Howard

      what did I say!

  • McBrads

    How many chairs heyman?

    • Jaron Howard

      Bryan vs Heyman in a chair throwing match

      • McBrads

        throw show in their aswell, so long as it office chairs

      • Chris C.

        If we’re having a chair throwing contest, we need Kane. Director of Chair Delivery Operations

  • thekeelo_g

    This was going so well.

  • ScottishWolf

    KO punch vs a guy who fought against people with knockout strength every match is kinda tenuous…

  • ScottishWolf

    YES
    YES
    YES

  • Jaron Howard

    THANK YOU

  • ScottishWolf

    does that fit my 30 second squash match prayer?

    • Jaron Howard

      essentially

    • Chris C.

      Close enough

  • McBrads

    the typical brock F-5 on show, it becomes the FU

  • Brandon

    I’m fine with that. Keep it moving.

  • thekeelo_g

    Brock definitely shit himself. I’ve seen that face before.

  • steve

    who winning

  • Deuce Loosely

    That was a bathroom break match.

    • Jaron Howard

      Crowd loved it

  • ScottishWolf

    finish him?

  • Chris C.

    Henry in 5….4…3..

  • McBrads

    mark henry will come out in 3 2 1…

  • Matthew Fluellen

    I think Bryan v Wyatt still edges it for match of the night so far lol

    • ScottishWolf

      edges? I have it by a country mile.

      • thekeelo_g

        (That was the joke)

        • ScottishWolf

          matt lacks the humour.exe plugin.

          • Matthew Fluellen

            Observe the lol!!!!!

          • thekeelo_g

            Oh shit, I didn’t even notice that.

    • Jaron Howard

      How many matches have there been so far?

      • thekeelo_g

        This was the second. Third counting the pre-show.

  • Nick Alexander

    Three for three. That’s what’s up.

    • thekeelo_g

      You don’t get to brag about getting that one right.

    • Chris C.

      Do you even care what’s happening as long as you’re right?

      • Nick Alexander

        You mean there are other things happening except the pins that prove I’m right?

        • Chris C.

          Nah man

          • Nick Alexander

            Oh, good. I wouldn’t want to miss anything important.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Doesn’t take much to put the big guys out, apparently.

  • Mike Hart

    anyone care to share a link to a decent stream?

  • steve

    big show won ?

    • Deuce Loosely

      …nope.

  • chainy gang

    wmr mike ignore the chat heads up

  • McBrads

    talk about snapping metal

  • McBrads

    looks like show injury is worse than i thought

  • chainy gang

    ok brock pushing the reph honestly just made me enjoy this so much more idk why

  • Jaron Howard

    “who’s gonna stop Brock” Henry is definitely coming out

    • ScottishWolf

      taker?

      • thekeelo_g

        You shut your mouth.

      • Jaron Howard

        I don’t see any reason for it

  • Deuce Loosely

    I’m bored with this.
    Either use something more than the pie-plate chairs or move it along.

  • Chris C.

    Remember when Sheamus beat the crap out of Big Show like.. this time last year.. in the exact same way? It was better this time around

  • Jaron Howard

    :/

  • chainy gang

    Heyman told us this would happen

  • Jaron Howard

    I don’t see why I love the F5 so much. It’s such a great looking move

    • McBrads

      yes

  • Chris C.

    Was the post match beatdown longer than the actual match?

    • thekeelo_g

      Bell to bell, yes. By a lot.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Lesnar overused the chairs.
    I get it.
    Why replay that?

  • thekeelo_g

    We’re just ignoring that Brock chucked that chair like 19 feet.

  • chainy gang

    Nicks just having a great time on twitter right now

  • Jaron Howard

    How many times have we heard that?

  • chainy gang

    NOOO ROMAN HE SAID SWAG NOOOOOO

    • Jaron Howard

      *swagger, which is actually not that bad

      • Nick Alexander

        HIS JACK SWAGGER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAND

        • chainy gang

          god damnit

        • Chris C.

          your jokes are bad and you should feel bad

          • Nick Alexander

            No regrets.

  • Deuce Loosely

    There must be a shitter match coming up because they totally killed any momentum the first match established.
    The panel, then the post-match drawing-out, then the endless replays, then a commercial.

    • Deuce Loosely

      And now, Randy the Dullard.
      The next match had better be stellar to pick the pace back up.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    lol
    Bad News Barrett ‏@WadeBarrett1m
    The good news is that this #royalrumble has been incredible thus far. The bad news is that most of you are too cheap to buy it. #BNB

    • Chris C.

      Too cheap =/= too principaled

    • Deuce Loosely

      Too cheap = we know WWE PPVs aren’t worth the sticker price.

  • Brandon

    Seth Rollins is the kid trying to keep his parents from getting divorced.

  • chainy gang

    All right that’s it randy needs to uppercut this bitch she went over her word limit

    • Mike Hart

      don’t talk about sweet Renee that way!

    • Nick Alexander

      You shut your whore mouth. You don’t get to talk about the delightful Renee Young.

    • Jaron Howard

      Someone inform this man.

  • Jaron Howard

    Wait, isn’t there still Elimination Chamber? Explains all the contenders, I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

  • Garvin from FTW

    Rumble or Cena/Orton: which is the main event?

    • Chris C.

      Cena wins lol

    • Matthew Fluellen

      Hopefully the Rumble

    • Nick Alexander

      Cena/Orton. No question.

      • thekeelo_g

        Whoops.

        • Nick Alexander

          Yep.

          • Matthew Fluellen

            Your first wrong prediction? lol

          • Nick Alexander

            Doesn’t count against me, so that’s a plus. Also, they’ll still call this the main event. I’m sure of it.

    • Deuce Loosely

      Apparently now it would be the Rumble since the match no one was looking forward to is next.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Is this just orton listing the guys that will be in the chamber?

  • Deuce Loosely

    Oh these fucking commercials!

  • McBrads

    are we watching a ppv or raw with these commericals

    • Nick Alexander

      They’re just prepping us for the Network.

  • Deuce Loosely

    And the E continues their terrible theme song streak…

    • Chris C.

      Because your racist ass doesn’t like rap? Shut your whore mouth sir

      • Nick Alexander

        Nah, this is shit, and the themes have been shit for a long while.

      • thekeelo_g

        It’s terrible rap.

  • McBrads

    plus theres your answer garvin

  • Matthew Fluellen

    How is this one of the most anticipated rematches in history??? is anyone anticipating this match?

    • thekeelo_g

      Y’know, Austin/Rock 3… Orton/Cena 127… same level of anticipation.

    • Chris C.

      I am. I want it to be over

    • McBrads

      (ambrose voice) nope

  • Deuce Loosely

    Did I say the next match would be a shitter?
    *sigh*

  • chainy gang

    God im so uninterested in this match

  • chainy gang

    The only chance this match has is from a wrestling aspect

  • ScottishWolf

    when a cena fan is uninterested in this match (chhainygang) you know theres problems

    • Chris C.

      I’m a Cena fan, I’m interested.

      • thekeelo_g

        Orton’s been doing good work. I see no problem.

  • Brandon

    i’m ambivalent about Cena/Orton, but thank goodness theyre putting it BEFORE the Rumble.

  • Garvin from FTW

    We got to see Big Show destroyed for 5 minutes. I’m satisfied.

  • Mike Hart

    love how they didn’t play the audio of them saying Orton stole the car

  • Deuce Loosely

    I’m spending more time on this chat window than I am the stream window.
    This doesn’t speak well for the way this PPV is going.

    • Jaron Howard

      why not just split the windows?

      • Deuce Loosely

        They’re actually on tabs.
        I hate splitting windows anyway.

    • thekeelo_g

      Or leave the chat window.

      • Deuce Loosely

        I leave the chat window when I hear there might be something interesting happening.
        Aside from the first match, nothing worth switching for.

        • thekeelo_g

          No, I meant leave the chat window in general. All you’re doing is complaining. I don’t come to where you enjoy wrestling and tell you it’s terrible.

          • Deuce Loosely

            Seriously, the majority so far has been typical of WWE mailing it in.
            Listen to every one yelling for Daniel Bryan during this match that has nothing to do with him.
            The people in attendance aren’t too thrilled, either.

          • Chris C.

            We’re a 3rd of the way in and the namesake of the PPV hasn’t happened yet. So chill out with your judgyness before we decide to talk about TNA’s virtually non existent fanbase

          • Deuce Loosely

            Pipe down, midcard.

          • Chris C.

            Nice comeback for my 10 year old nephew

  • chainy gang

    wait wait why in the fuck does he have two titles still? Cant we make one big spinner belt????

    • McBrads

      he’s doing a jericho, he’ll carry two belts till the winner of the mania match between batista and brock combine them to make 1 belt

    • thekeelo_g

      They just spent a ton of money on that belt, they’re not replacing it.

      • Chris C.

        They can make the WHC a spinner belt or even better. Make BOTH belts spinners

  • Lou

    Let’s play the rumble game. Everyone comment here with a number. Whoever comes out to your number you have to markout for til the next rumble.

    • Chris C.

      22

      • Matthew Fluellen

        Suppose picking #1 would be cheating!
        I will go with 11

    • Jaron Howard

      13

    • Deuce Loosely

      I’ll play…15.

    • thekeelo_g

      Too risky.

      • Jaron Howard

        Just pick 1, 2, 29, or 30 and you should be fine

    • McBrads

      27

    • Nick Alexander

      1

      This isn’t a cop-out. He’s my pick to win the Rumble.

    • Brandon

      18. (Please don’t be Khali.)

    • chainy gang

      30

    • thekeelo_g

      Alright, I’ll bite. 2

  • Lou

    My rumble game number is 16.

    • ScottishWolf

      number 2

      • thekeelo_g

        I already got 2. Pick again.

  • McBrads

    lou aint that the game i tried to start last year?

    • Lou

      I tried to start it too. Hoping it takes off this year.

      • McBrads

        hope so, been trying to start it since watching otrs do it 3 years ago

  • chainy gang

    ok so I know how far fetch and annoying this sounds but this would be again another perfect time for cena heel turn

    • Mike Hart

      I was at least hoping for new music… but I know that is just as likely as a heel turn

      • Jaron Howard

        If he ever somehow goes heel he should switch to his song from the movie Legendary.

  • Lou

    The reason why I am trying to start it now is because I have no interest in this match.

  • chainy gang

    New music please

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Daniel Bryan chants, nicely done crowd!

  • chainy gang

    Those DB chants make me smile

  • McBrads

    well wwe will now punish bryan after the bryan chants started up in this match

    • thekeelo_g

      I can’t tell if you’re being serious.

      • McBrads

        take a guess lol

        • thekeelo_g

          My guess is you are. Which is sad.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    And some people trying to get a boring chant going in the fitst 30 seconds lol

  • chainy gang

    WE WANT THUGANOMICS

  • Jaron Howard

    I think this match was made for extra DB momentum

  • Nick Alexander

    Were they following up “We Want Cena” with “Fuck That”?

  • chainy gang

    Orton acts like that offends anyone god this is gonna be a long match

  • Deuce Loosely

    A champion that no one cares about and a challenger that at least half these people don’t like.

  • Nick Alexander

    Ah, Kurt Angle chants. Was wondering when that would happen.

  • McBrads

    so we have 1, 2, 11, 13, 15, 16 18, 22, 27, 30 for the hooligans rumble challenge

    • ScottishWolf

      Can you list who has each number? I know that I’m 2

  • McBrads

    Y2j chants now

  • chainy gang

    Just for shits and giggles lets discuss tna right now

    • Brandon

      Ha, I got yelled at once for doing that.

    • Chris C.

      TNA’s awesome right guys? That magnus guy will totally be TNA’s version of Sting in the 1990s. He’ll propel TNA to truly compete with WWE in every way

  • McBrads

    plus anyone else getting flashbacks of the raw after mania with this match

    • Mike Hart

      not enough pasty white skin

      • McBrads

        we’ll get that in the rumble

  • Nick Alexander

    Ha, the crowd chants for Y2J, and Cena goes for the Walls. Nice.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    I still hope a crowd will one day chant for someone really random. Maybe Mideon. Mideon would be a good chant

    • Nick Alexander

      We need Kayfabe News readers to chant for that angel guy that was Taker’s rival for a while, who’s name escapes me.

      • Matthew Fluellen

        Luther Reigns?

      • thekeelo_g

        Whose*

        • Nick Alexander

          No, that’s not it.

    • McBrads

      everytime i hear mideon i hear d lo browns theme song with the words “you’re in a wheel chair now WOOOOOOOO”

  • Brandon

    All the holds, now theyre just trolling the crowd.

  • Lou

    I want a Hurricane chant for some reason.

  • chainy gang

    its kinda pathetic how cole jbl etc have to ignore these chants

  • ScottishWolf

    Can you list who has each number in the rumble game? I know that I’m 2

  • Chris C.

    My stream cut off. Not even mad

  • Lou

    You both suck chants lol

  • ScottishWolf

    both men are being booed. fuck me – end this match.

  • Brandon

    Give a Rosey chant, crowd! He’s Reigns’ brother and had heart issues this week!

  • Guest

    so we have nick for #1, darren for #2, Matthew for #11, Jaron for #13, Deuce15, Lou for #16 Brandon for #18, Coates for #22, McBrads for #27, Chainy for #30 for the hooligans rumble challenge

    • ScottishWolf

      thanks brad – i didnt want to pick 1 because ill mark out for Punk anyway

  • Deuce Loosely

    I’m waiting for these guys to give us the match they wish they could give in response to the fans who could give a shit less what either of these guys do.

  • Garvin from FTW

    Orton has one good move: the running power slam.

    • Lou

      He has a good Moveset. He just lazily executes them

  • McBrads

    so we have nick for #1, darren for #2, Matthew for #11, Jaron for #13, Deuce15, Lou for #16 Brandon for #18, Coates for #22, McBrads for #27, Chainy for #30 for the hooligans rumble challenge so far

    • ScottishWolf

      hope you have that on copy and paste to keep it fresh in our minds

    • Matthew Fluellen

      I fear this now, I better get someone good!

    • thekeelo_g

      I’ve got 2. Darren has to pick a different number.

      • McBrads

        darren picked first kyle

        • thekeelo_g

          No he didn’t.

          • McBrads

            he did

          • thekeelo_g

            Whoops. He did it in a different conversation, so I missed it. Apologies.

          • ScottishWolf

            #KyleCara

            The title of cara is like our US title. Nobody wants it and one mistake sees it change hands.

            Kyle takes it off Rydge.

          • thekeelo_g

            That’s ridiculous. Rydge is PermaCara.

          • Chris C.

            I swear you said #2 first. How did Darren end up with it?

          • thekeelo_g

            He said it earlier than me in a different convo. This is Disqus’s fault for being so terrible.

      • ScottishWolf

        I was first pick KG

    • Mike Hart

      I’ll pick 20

    • thekeelo_g

      I’ll take 28.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Is anyone else’s stream acting up?

    • McBrads

      nope stream is good for me

    • Jaron Howard

      the stream has sensed your displeasure

    • Chris C.

      Yea but I don’t care because Cena

  • chainy gang

    in my dreams I have cena turning heel and turning the stfu more into a beniot crossface

  • Deuce Loosely

    I like how Orton tapped to get Cena to break, knowing there was no ref.
    Not that anyone else noticed.

  • McBrads

    LOL at the This is Awful chants

  • Nick Alexander

    THIS IS AWFUL

  • Matthew Fluellen

    And now we have a “this is awful” chant and im not going to argue with it

  • Deuce Loosely

    “This is awful” chants…

  • Matthew Fluellen

    We want Divas lmao

  • ScottishWolf

    We Want Divas. YES

  • chainy gang

    no matter how good the match is no one is invested in it so it doesnt matter

  • Jaron Howard

    How frustrated would you be?

  • Lou

    WE WANT DIVAS

  • chainy gang

    I underestimated Pittsburgh ability

  • ScottishWolf

    If he taps i might cum

  • McBrads

    since Darren has #2, whats number do you want kyle

    • thekeelo_g

      28

  • chainy gang

    best thing ortons done in a while

  • ScottishWolf

    Yes Lock by cena

  • Deuce Loosely

    When the crowd is taking “Divas” as preference over a championship match, WHEN WILL YOU TAKE THE HINT?
    And the announcers are doing a terrible job of spinning it.

  • McBrads

    crossface, cena getting fined lol

  • ScottishWolf

    please… just end this match.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Well this is a little bit different at least, dont remember seeing these guys use each others moves

    • Nick Alexander

      Just replace Orton with the Rock, and you’ll see it.

    • Mike Hart

      are we going to see Cena do a RKO out of nowhere

      • Mike Hart

        Yep

        • ScottishWolf

          so out of nowhere that you were typing

      • Nick Alexander

        ARE YOU A WIZARD?

        • Mike Hart

          i was too busy typing to see it

          • Nick Alexander

            You MADE it happen.

    • Deuce Loosely

      Only a matter of time until Cena tries the Cutter.

  • chainy gang

    NOOOO THAT WAS GREAT ACTUALLY

  • chainy gang

    IM CALLING IT CENAS USING THE PILEDRIVER

  • Lou

    This match reminds me of rock vs cena

  • thekeelo_g

    For two guys with a crowd that couldn’t be more hostile without knives, they’re doing a decent job.

  • McBrads

    So we have nick for #1, darren for #2, Matthew for #11, Jaron for #13, Deucefor #15, Lou for #16 Brandon for #18, Mike for #20 Coates for #22, McBrads for #27, Keelo_g for #28 Chainy for #30 for the hooligans rumble challenge so far

  • Garvin from FTW

    I don’t remember a time when a finisher switch didn’t get over.

  • chainy gang

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Nick Alexander

    I don’t think that was a DDT, Cole…

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Oh shit JUST GOT INTERESTING!

  • ScottishWolf

    YES PANIC BOOK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MATCH

  • McBrads

    I was right cena vs bray as mania

  • Brandon

    YUSSSS. Saving the day.

  • Jaron Howard

    WOOOO

  • Nick Alexander

    OUR SAVIORS

  • ScottishWolf

    THEY’RE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

  • chainy gang

    BRAYS MY SAVIOR

  • Nick Alexander

    BRAY WYATT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU COST ME MY PERFECT RECORD

  • Deuce Loosely

    The Wyatts can do no wrong!
    THANK YOU for ending that!

  • Chris C.

    Anyone have a better stream than FIRSTROW?

    • Nick Alexander

      WMR’s been pretty good.

  • McBrads

    you got a couple mins to enter the rumble contest,

  • ScottishWolf

    Bryan for save?

  • Matthew Fluellen

    So Wyatt v Cena at Wrestlemania may yet be an actual thing

    • ScottishWolf

      what a weird match

    • Deuce Loosely

      I think maybe it was more of a mercy run-in because the crowd wasn’t at all interested in the match.
      They’re picking on Cena because he’s the face.

      • Matthew Fluellen

        I could see that, but the fact Orton also mentioned him in his promo says to me its starting Chamber buildup, which now looks like it may lead to Cena v Wyatt at Wrestlemania

  • Jaron Howard

    I can’t keep up with the chat anymore

  • chainy gang

    This kinda feels awkward

    • ScottishWolf

      I’m 20% sure they panic booked this when they saw how badly that match was going

      • thekeelo_g

        You think they didn’t expect the crowd to be against CENA?

        • ScottishWolf

          I dont think they expected it to be that bad… I mean “we want divas?”

          • thekeelo_g

            I think a dead crowd would have worried them. They don’t give a shit about the crowd being rowdy.

          • Deuce Loosely

            But they’ve had dead crowds before without any kind of on-the-fly alteration.

          • thekeelo_g

            Who says it was an alteration?

          • Deuce Loosely

            Because that crowd was hating on both guys and waiting for it to end in any way possible.
            “We Want Divas!”
            That shit hurts.

          • Chris C.

            Maybe the Wyatt thing was planned but the crowd reaction wasn’t. Who knows? We ain’t creative

          • thekeelo_g

            YES WE ARE! WE KNOW EVERYTHING

    • Brandon

      Hopefully they wrap it up in a decent explanation tomorrow, but for now it’s random.

      • thekeelo_g

        It makes sense. He just beat the #2 face in the WWE, and now he’s going after #1.

        • Brandon

          that’s true. It just weird and tacked on to the end of that match.

          • thekeelo_g

            The Wyatts are weird? It’ll get explained tomorrow.

  • McBrads

    and just like that, bray wyatt is now the 2nd most over character and babyface in the company

  • chainy gang

    I really think bray and db are the only two things prospering right now

  • Lou

    Cena grows a beard and joins the wyatts. It is patchy and unimpressive.

    • Chris C.

      I would cheer for that

  • Nick Alexander

    Okay, I got all the ranty bits out. That was the best ending we could have gotten: the Wyatts beating the shit out of somebody.

  • McBrads

    well as it stands the mania card IMO looks like Brock vs batista punk vs hhh cena vs bray and taker vs bryan

    • Deuce Loosely

      Looks kinda wonky…

      • McBrads

        then its me in a nutshell lol

  • chainy gang

    Wouldn’t it actually be smart to order the wwe network just for one ppv and then cancel it

    • McBrads

      nope cause you have to have a 6 months agreement

  • McBrads

    So for the rumble contest we have: nick for #1, darren for #2, Matthew for #11, Jaron for #13, Deucefor #15, Lou for #16 Brandon for #18, Mike for #20 Coates for #22, McBrads for #27, Keelo_g for #28 Chainy for #30

  • McBrads

    This is final call to enter

  • Nick Alexander

    Wait a minute. The Wyatts are really after the Bellas and they’re taking out everyone (read: Bryan and Cena) in their way. It all makes sense now.

    …Okay, no it doesn’t. PLEASE let Twitter be wrong on this one.

    • Lou

      The want to bread, want the offspring to be similar don’t want to dick the same girl.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Hopefully my 4th correct Rumble winner pick in a row, I will go with the obvious choice this year in Batista

    • ScottishWolf

      I’m feeling Punk

      • Matthew Fluellen

        I think the authority will screw Punk

      • Mike Hart

        I think punk will be in until the end, but i think batista wins

  • ScottishWolf

    Miz thinks he can win the rumble – how cute

  • McBrads

    miz still on tv?

  • Deuce Loosely

    Somehow, Steph promoting the EC makes it look weaker…

    • Chris C.

      Because you hate women

    • Nick Alexander

      Yet I still have a boner. You can’t explain that.

  • ScottishWolf

    Ryback comes in like a wrecking ball and gets eliminated by batista

  • Mike Hart

    He came in like a wrecking ball!!!!

  • thekeelo_g

    GODDAMNIT, SANDOW, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. THAT’S NOT THE *DEFINITION* OF INSANITY.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Its time, this is what I look forward too every year!!

  • chainy gang

    hahaha

  • ScottishWolf

    HBK what the fuck is with you on this panel.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Intervies, commercials, video packages,…how else can they keep the momentum down?
    Oh wait…the panel. :(

    • Chris C.

      Panel is great. Would you rather hear King and Cole?

      • thekeelo_g

        Taz

        • Nick Alexander

          YES.

  • Chris C.

    Hacksaw picked Ziggler. I’m ok with that

  • ScottishWolf

    Flair, you are the original honey badger,

  • chainy gang

    Im surprised Flair isnt bleeding yet

  • Nick Alexander

    OH GOD, MY EARS. WHAT IS HAPPENING?

  • Mike Hart

    Y2J at #2 again?

  • thekeelo_g

    If Vince wants to give Flair money, can’t he just give him money and let him stay his old ass at home?

  • McBrads

    Nick copped out with #1 but who will darren get

    • Nick Alexander

      I said it’s not a cop-out. He was my pick to win on the show. I can’t pick anyone else now.

      • McBrads

        relax i know you picked him before

      • Jaron Howard

        But we weren’t picking winners though were we? Just someone we’d have to randomly cheer for for an entire year

        • Nick Alexander

          …Shit. Totally misread that.

          Alright, I pick #13.

          • Jaron Howard

            I have 13 lol

          • Nick Alexander

            SON OF A BITCH

      • thekeelo_g

        Still a cop-out. The point is that it’s random.

  • Nick Alexander

    Mordecai, that’s his name. Thank you, Gregory Iron. Put Mordecai in the Rumble.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Well we were right with Shield at #2!

  • ScottishWolf

    Damn I got Beta Shield.

    I MEAN FUCK YEAH!

  • thekeelo_g

    Okay, so Redacted is the second person to enter the Rumble from #1 and win. Redacted and Vacant are brothers, right?

    • Mike Hart

      don’t forget abeyance

  • McBrads

    nick got cm punk and darren got rollins (tough break darren)

  • Nick Alexander

    “The restrooms aren’t under the ring” OH GOD, MY RIBS.

  • ScottishWolf

    well D-Bry won the FTW rumble and reigns held the eliminations record with 6

  • Jaron Howard

    Imagine a Royal Rumble being like the video games. One guy in the ring throwing people out as soon as they come in.

  • Nick Alexander

    Alright, since I derped out and misread the point of the Rumble game, I change my pick to #13. I will not live to regret this whatsoever.

    • Jaron Howard

      REGRET PICKING MY NUMBER

      • Nick Alexander

        ALL OF THE REGRET

  • ScottishWolf

    wow nice!

  • Nick Alexander

    #7. I checked this time. I choose #7.

  • ScottishWolf

    I hope they use the rumble to build each shiled member up as singles wrestlers

  • Deuce Loosely

    Still doing the “every 90 seconds” timing…

  • Jaron Howard

    WHY DID THE STREAM SAY KENNEDY I WAS SO CONFUSED

    • Nick Alexander

      I’m pretty sure that was the asshole running WMR. I hate that guy with a burning passion. If his feed wasn’t one of the few that runs reasonably well on a regular basis, I’d never give him the time of day.

      • thekeelo_g

        ppvzone is consistently solid as well.

  • thekeelo_g

    They’re referencing an older story through in-ring activity. YES

  • chainy gang

    #7 will be khali

  • ScottishWolf

    bye jaron

    • Jaron Howard

      ??

      • ScottishWolf

        didnt you have sandow

        • Jaron Howard

          nah 13

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Nooo Sandow!!

  • thekeelo_g

    So that’s one for Punk

  • chainy gang

    YESSS

  • McBrads

    awesome

  • ScottishWolf

    called Kane

  • thekeelo_g

    Have we ever seen Kane topless?

    • Mike Hart

      yes for a long time after he took the mask off the first time

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Kane in half a suit!

  • Nick Alexander

    What the fuck. Didn’t he JUST get yelled at for laying his hands on talent? Why is he wrestling as Citizen Kane?

    • ScottishWolf

      Citizen Kane just blew my mind.

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT

  • ScottishWolf

    dat kick!

  • McBrads

    Final reminder: darren for #2, Nick for #7, Matthew for #11, Jaron for #13, Deuce for #15, Lou for #16 Brandon for #18, Mike for #20 Coates for #22, McBrads for #27, Keelo_g for #28 Chainy for #30

  • Deuce Loosely

    BYE,CORPORATE KANE!

  • Jaron Howard

    WHOA

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Rusev!!!

  • Brandon

    NXT! NXT!

  • chainy gang

    Nicks marking out guaranteed

  • Jaron Howard

    Reigns is taking out Punk then?

  • Nick Alexander

    FUCK. YES.

  • Jaron Howard

    nice theme

  • ScottishWolf

    this is like samoa joe on steroids

  • Diva Jill

    Rusev!!

  • McBrads

    nick has just jizzed his pants

  • Matthew Fluellen

    This guys got a good future ahead of him

  • thekeelo_g

    Two for Punk.

  • Jaron Howard

    Sooo I shuld probably start watching NXT…

    • Brandon

      yep, the live debut on the network next month is shaping up to big a great show.

  • King Kyle

    YES

  • ScottishWolf

    Oh Zeb <3

  • Nick Alexander

    LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH. LOOK AT HIM.

    • Matthew Fluellen

      So close to having Cesaro lol

    • King Kyle

      YES

  • chainy gang

    No No NO I didnt pay for this nxt rookie garbage, I payed for the best of the best competitors im outraged

    • Mike Hart

      have you ever watched NXT. It’s often better than smackdown

      • Diva Jill

        Often better than Raw

  • Diva Jill

    I LOVE Zeb’s sign!

  • Jaron Howard

    So close Nick

  • King Kyle

    ME AND NICK JUST ARE PROUD

  • Nick Alexander

    Oh, you bastards.

  • ScottishWolf

    I like this potential feud. Bulgaria Guy vs Swagger… GIVE ME IT NOW

  • McBrads

    HAHAHAHAH tough break nick

  • Nick Alexander

    I was so excited that I was getting Cesaro, then I remembered that Cesaro’s not alone as soon as I saw Swagger’s face.

    Fuck.

  • chainy gang

    Mhm I was expecting for more people to take the bait

  • ScottishWolf

    Dat Kofi pop

  • thekeelo_g

    Goddamnit Kofi, you are friends. Do you not see all those heels?

    • Brandon

      Yeah, you ride in Punk’s bus and THIS is how you repay him?!?

      • thekeelo_g

        Kofi will never be player 1 again.

  • Jaron Howard

    I thought Kofi and Punk were married or something?

    • thekeelo_g

      They’re heterosexual lifemates.

  • Nick Alexander

    KOFI, YOU FUCKING JEZEBEL, LEAVE YOUR ROAD HUSBAND ALONE

  • chainy gang

    Kofi can be the first Jamaican Royal Rumble winner

  • McBrads

    so far nick has to be a mark for swagger and darren has to mark for rollins. god help you 2 lol

    • ScottishWolf

      I’mm managing

      • Nick Alexander

        Yeah, at least Swagger had an awesome match with Sami Zayn.

  • ScottishWolf

    Uso solo theme sounds… wrong

    • Diva Jill

      It is the same as their tag song, they just wait until after the dancing and shouting to play it then

  • chainy gang

    Everyone in that ring has got a fair reaction, mhm impressed

  • ScottishWolf

    great rumble thus far

  • thekeelo_g

    Just the two eliminations, right?

    • Diva Jill

      So far

  • Jaron Howard

    Brotherhood betrayal?

    • thekeelo_g

      YUP

  • McBrads

    matthew pick is next

  • ScottishWolf

    did punk just throw kofi at Rusov?

  • Brandon

    Lana? Lana? LANNNNAAAAAA?

  • ScottishWolf

    oh god… what fresh bs is kofi going to do this year

  • Diva Jill

    They let Rusev look AMAZING before his elimination

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Kingstons moment again!

  • thekeelo_g

    There is no way Kofi can make it from the barricade to the ring.

    • Deuce Loosely

      You were saying..? :P

  • chainy gang

    YES GET RID OF THIS BIG WASTE OF TIME HES NOT EVEN ON THE ROSTER IM ASHAMED HE WAS IN THE RUMBLE THIS LONG

  • Jaron Howard

    KOFI IS GONNA MAKE IT BACK!

  • Deuce Loosely

    Kofi hasn’t touched the floor yet…

  • McBrads

    well here is kofi mission impossible stunt

  • Jaron Howard

    Kyle, he’s black

  • ScottishWolf

    HOLY SHIT

  • Matthew Fluellen

    He made it!!!

  • Deuce Loosely

    SONOFABITCH, HE DID IT AGAIN!

  • Nick Alexander

    That’s some Assassin’s Creed shit right there.

  • ScottishWolf

    Shield members coming from the ram? I CALL BULL SHIT

    • Brandon

      Yeah, is that the first ramp entrance from a Shield guy?

  • chainy gang

    I was kinda hoping a fan would push him off

    • ScottishWolf

      me too chainy

    • Jaron Howard

      so many fines, Kofi rumble moments are money

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Ambrose at 11! I’ll take that!

  • thekeelo_g

    Next year Big E’s going to climb up the TitanTron carrying Kofi and he’ll zipline back to the ring.

  • McBrads

    anyone else thought someone would push kofi off for shits and giggles

    • Nick Alexander

      I’d have been pissed.

    • thekeelo_g

      Regular fans can’t get those seats, can they?

  • ScottishWolf

    swaggers boot is untied… seriously

    • Nick Alexander

      Rollins’ hair looks funny.

  • ScottishWolf

    dat ziggles pop

  • Jaron Howard

    wow this wmr guy is indeed an asshole

    • ScottishWolf

      ???

      • Jaron Howard

        wmr sports. he keeps playing clips of entrance themes right at 0 seconds

        • ScottishWolf

          lmao thats great

          • Jaron Howard

            and it’s really loud

      • Nick Alexander

        The asshole running our feed played Orton’s theme for Ziggler.

  • chainy gang

    Well no chance in hell unfortunately for ziggler, If he was more relevant to a championship I think this could of been his year

    • Brandon

      I worry his run of concussions after the trouble he got in will keep him out of a title run for a while.

  • chainy gang

    jason that site is beyond cancer and aids

  • Jaron Howard

    Meh, It could be Khali

    • Nick Alexander

      There you go. Look on the bright side. At least Truth has been NWA champ.

  • thekeelo_g

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jaron

    • Jaron Howard

      I hope 28 is Big Dick Johnson

  • McBrads

    tough break jaron

  • ScottishWolf

    so there was a reason his boot was loose.

  • thekeelo_g

    2 for Punk, 2 for Ambrose, 1 group elimination.

  • chainy gang

    BRB KMS

  • Diva Jill

    Kofi got a second WTF!

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Ambrose on a tear, as it should be!

  • ScottishWolf

    every year nash comes back…

  • Mike Hart

    what the shit

  • Deuce Loosely

    Oh dera gawd!

  • Nick Alexander

    Wait a minute, how is Kofi not disqualified for using a foreign object?

    • Mike Hart

      No DQ

    • ScottishWolf

      approved as ring gear i guess

    • thekeelo_g

      Also, it wasn’t foreign.

      • Diva Jill

        Swagger would NEVER wear foreign boots!

        • Nick Alexander

          10/10, would lol again.

  • Nick Alexander

    KEVIN NASH, YOU SON OF A BITCH

  • chainy gang

    Nash no like shield members, nash think they to small

  • Deuce Loosely

    DO…NOT…GIVE ME KHALI!

    • Nick Alexander

      If there is any justice….

      • Nick Alexander

        Damn.

    • Jaron Howard

      LUCKY

  • McBrads

    duece gets… reigns. fuck

  • Mike Hart

    Nash looks weird with short hair

  • ScottishWolf

    God its shield ring clearance time

  • McBrads

    plus nash was #14 so that means no one will be fired this year

  • Deuce Loosely

    OH FUCK YES!
    I GOT REIGNS!
    Sic em, big guy!

  • ScottishWolf

    god damn he broke ziggler. you bastard

  • thekeelo_g

    Punk 2, Ambrose 2, Reigns 3, group 1

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Now things get serious

  • Jaron Howard

    So many Rumble’s will it HOLY FUCKING SPEAR take Reigns to beat Kane’s record?

  • Brandon

    Christ can Ziggler sell.

  • ScottishWolf

    LOL

  • Nick Alexander

    SOOO close, Deuce. SOOOO close.

  • McBrads

    sorry lou, looks like this rumble bite you on the ass

  • ScottishWolf

    if khali eliminates the shield do i get to laugh since i have rollins?

    • McBrads

      nope

  • chainy gang

    Nicks jokes are repulsive tonight

    • Nick Alexander

      BEST IN THE WOOOOORRRLD

  • Brandon

    wait, Khali’s 17, right? 1 off from me.

    • McBrads

      khail is 16

      • Brandon

        ah, okay, thanks.

  • Nick Alexander

    Nash would have stayed in, but he blew his quads.

    That’s how it works, right?

  • thekeelo_g

    Reigns 5, Ambrose 3, Punk 2, Goldust 1, group 1

  • ScottishWolf

    BROTHERHOOD BREAKUP

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Sheamus baby!

  • chainy gang

    Why did this fucker get a pop

    • Jaron Howard

      face return

  • Diva Jill

    Sheamus!!!!!!

  • McBrads

    knew sheamus would be back for this rumble

  • Lou

    LETS GO KHALI! FORMER WORLD CHAMP WOOOOOO!!!!

  • Deuce Loosely

    I should have thought this could happen…and I’m not hating it.

  • McBrads

    brandon you are next in the rumble rando

  • ScottishWolf

    he looks to be better than he was when he left. I’m actually kind of digging this.

  • chainy gang

    WHY DOESNT THE CROWD EVER GET HE STOPS AT 9 HE ALWAYS STOPS AT 9 GOD DAMNIT ITS NOT HARD TO REMEMBER

  • chainy gang

    hahahahahahahahahahahah

  • Brandon

    OH GODDAMMIT.

    • Mike Hart

      that’s suboptimal

    • Nick Alexander

      I don’t feel so bad anymore.

  • McBrads

    brandon… you just got dicked

  • Deuce Loosely

    He won’t last long…

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Really hoping the break will do Sheamus good

  • ScottishWolf

    do do
    do do do do
    do dod do

  • Nick Alexander

    Holy crap, Brandon’s pick is beating the shit out of Deuce’s pick.

  • Nick Alexander

    SUMMER RAE IS IN THE RUMBLE!

  • McBrads

    mike you are next

    • Mike Hart

      at least it’s not Khali

      • McBrads

        still could be hornswoggle

  • ScottishWolf

    I think punk is in a coma

    • thekeelo_g

      He’s watching hockey on his iPhone.

  • Nick Alexander

    Please let #20 be Kharma.

  • Mike Hart

    shit

    • Mike Hart

      i’m ok with this

  • chainy gang

    I forgot, Santino

  • ScottishWolf

    Oh fuck sake

  • Matthew Fluellen

    ROFLMAO

  • thekeelo_g

    Damnit, shouldn’t picked 20.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Who had 20?
    LOL!
    So sorry!

  • McBrads

    mike got torito, dont no if thats good or bad

  • Jaron Howard

    Ha, did anyone ppick 20?

  • Nick Alexander

    YES! EL TORITO!

  • McBrads

    mike picked 20, tough break

    • Mike Hart

      he eliminated Fandango. I’m ok with this

  • thekeelo_g

    If Reigns doesn’t spear El Torito into the 3rd row, I quit.

  • chainy gang

    whose under the mask?

  • Jaron Howard

    This is great!

  • ScottishWolf

    Fandango with late selling

  • Nick Alexander

    OH MY GOD. TORITO GOT AN ELIMINATION. THIS IS THE BEST RUMBLE EVER.

  • Mike Hart

    so close

  • ScottishWolf

    Sign number two is even better

    • Jaron Howard

      what was sign one?

      • thekeelo_g

        An illegal immigrant crosses the border ever 90 seconds.

  • chainy gang

    OH MY GOD I LOVE ZEB COLTER

  • thekeelo_g

    WIN OF THE WEEK

  • McBrads

    i love zeb signs

  • Brandon

    Zeb: making his 10 seconds of screen time count.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Okay, Zeb is funny tonight. :P

  • Chris C.

    SWING THE BULL!

    • thekeelo_g

      The bull’s gone, bro.

      • Chris C.

        Stream is laggy. I’m catching up

  • Nick Alexander

    Why, Cesaro? Why couldn’t you pull rank and switch spots with Swagger? Why?

  • ScottishWolf

    is ambrose counting in the corner?

  • Jaron Howard

    This is a great rumble

  • Deuce Loosely

    I wanna see Bryan, Punk, and Reigns as the last guys.

  • Chris C.

    If the crowd is counting Cesaro’s swings and the countdown clock, which takes precedent?

  • ScottishWolf

    damn that spear looked brutal

  • McBrads

    coates gets… harper

  • Chris C.

    I got Harper. I’m not mad at this

  • ScottishWolf

    Harper should eliminate reigns and set up shield vs wyatts

  • McBrads

    3 people left, myself keelo and chainy

  • chainy gang

    My pick #30 will be y2j

    • Nick Alexander

      You’re totally getting Hogan.

      • chainy gang

        i h8 u

  • ScottishWolf

    or google

  • ScottishWolf

    did cesaro just break his wrist on that discus

  • Matthew Fluellen

    This is the 27th Rumbe and King asks if someones won from every number…

  • chainy gang

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • McBrads

    WHAT

  • chainy gang

    I WANT A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL

  • Jaron Howard

    OMFG

  • Deuce Loosely

    …wat wat WHAAAAT?

  • Jaron Howard

    I love this, please give me a clothesline

  • chainy gang

    But seriously if coles in this im done

  • ScottishWolf

    well… that was a thing

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Reigns up to 7 now

  • Chris C.

    You still got it.. WOW crowd. Stop drinking

  • thekeelo_g

    What’s that… 7 for Reigns.

  • Deuce Loosely

    LBL getting “You still got it” chants?

  • Nick Alexander

    I legitimately couldn’t tell if that was a rib from the WMR asshole. By the time I realized it was legit, JBL was gone.

    • Jaron Howard

      I saw his titantron

  • chainy gang

    JEFF HARDY WILL BE #30

  • Chris C.

    Where is Jake? We want the Snake dammit

  • chainy gang

    NO THEY MENTIONED HOGAN IM SO FUCKED

  • ScottishWolf

    oh god i foresee wyatts vs shield, all we need is bray

  • McBrads

    thank you harper

    • Mike Hart

      but this was his year

  • Nick Alexander

    I WANT GINGER ON GINGER VIOLENCE

  • Chris C.

    Ryback, Barrett, Bray, Axel, Cara and Bryan.. all that’s left

    • thekeelo_g

      Batista has to be somewhere.

      • Chris C.

        Forgot him. Sorra Hunicara

        • Matthew Fluellen

          Mysterio & Big E are in

          • Chris C.

            Rey was El Torito

    • thekeelo_g

      Big E

      • Chris C.

        He wasn’t #5. he doesn’t count

    • Mike Hart

      batista

  • ScottishWolf

    someone kikc out del rio pl0x

  • McBrads

    oh fuck off

  • chainy gang

    why is this person taking a spot in the rumble

    • Mike Hart

      same reason why JBL did

  • Deuce Loosely

    Gotta get those filler entrants out of the way.

  • chainy gang

    WE COULD OF HAD HARDY BUT NO THIS DISRESPECTFUL SHIT

    • ScottishWolf

      hardy is with TNa, we could have had hardy

  • thekeelo_g

    There seem to be too many people left for the three spots remaining.

  • McBrads

    great i get del rio, id rather have khail

  • ScottishWolf

    Rollins with 40 minutes. WOOO GO NUMBER 2

  • McBrads

    keelo and chainy remain

  • Nick Alexander

    I will happily accept a Del Rio vs Sheamus spot if it gets them both eliminated.

  • chainy gang

    i called this in my head

  • thekeelo_g

    Eh, it could be worse.

  • McBrads

    great i get del rio and kyle gets batista

  • ScottishWolf

    Ryback Batista? I can see it and dig it

  • Nick Alexander

    Kyle gets Bouncy Titty Batister.

  • Deuce Loosely

    Two left…who’s it gonna be..?

  • ScottishWolf

    botch kick

  • ScottishWolf

    thank you batista. thank you

  • Mike Hart

    thank you batista

  • Nick Alexander

    Wow, Ryback got chants over Batista.

  • thekeelo_g

    I have now eliminated Ryback and ADR. You are welcome.

  • ScottishWolf

    FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE

  • chainy gang

    alright im next guys who am I

  • Brandon

    damn, no response for Big E. Everybody waiting for Bryan, i guess.

  • McBrads

    i hope chainy gets someone shit

  • Nick Alexander

    AND 29 COMES IN AT FIVE

    • Nick Alexander

      Or…something.

      • Nick Alexander

        FIVE.

    • Jaron Howard

      did he really?

  • chainy gang

    I have to get a old guy or return its bound

  • ScottishWolf

    crowd want bryan!

  • ScottishWolf

    … FUCKING WWE

  • Deuce Loosely

    I think we know who’s left…

  • McBrads

    damn rey is getting booed

  • chainy gang

    anddddddddddddddddddddd im kms why is he still a thing

  • Jaron Howard

    No love for Rey

  • Brandon

    and this is where the crowd turns.

  • Chris C.

    Rey gets BOOED!

  • thekeelo_g

    WOW… biggest heel in the building is Rey Mysterio.

  • Deuce Loosely

    …oh.
    Didn’t see that coming.
    And the crowd isn’t liking this.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Booos for no Bryan!

  • ScottishWolf

    is this 30 or 29?

    • Mike Hart

      30

  • Deuce Loosely

    That was 30.

  • Chris C.

    I’m waiting for a refund chant

  • McBrads

    final update for the rumble rando: Darren has Rollins, Nick
    has Swagger, Matthew has Ambrose, Jaron has R-truth, Deuce for Reigns, Lou has
    khail, Brandon has Miz, Mike has El Torito, Coates has Harper, McBrads has Del
    Rio, Keelo_g has batista & Chainy has Mysterio

  • chainy gang

    im sorry I like Big E but why have the last two mid carders? Big E kinda makes since but meysterio

  • Mike Hart

    panic # 31

  • Nick Alexander

    Shut up, marks, Punk is still in this thing.

    • Chris C.

      Who cares? Beard or bust.

  • ScottishWolf

    Mick Foley now has to put a brick through his TV lol.

  • Garvin from FTW

    WWE deserves these boos.

  • chainy gang

    the last four will be sheamus punk batista and reigns

  • ScottishWolf

    :O

  • ScottishWolf

    REIGNS!

  • Matthew Fluellen

    REIGNS TIES KANE!!!

  • thekeelo_g

    Reigns with the triple elimination. 10 for him.

  • Deuce Loosely

    That’s my guy!

  • McBrads

    reigns is beating kanes record

  • chainy gang

    I called this :)

  • Jaron Howard

    Well, the end of the Shield is near

  • Brandon

    R.I.P. The Shield :(

  • ScottishWolf

    commentay say 11. FUCK YOU KANE

  • Jaron Howard

    Will he beat Kane?

  • Chris C.

    Final 4 includes Sheamus.. Are we ok with this?

  • thekeelo_g

    That’s not going to count.

    • Deuce Loosely

      Yes it will.
      #WWElogic

  • chainy gang

    NOOOOOOOOO REFUND CHANTS INCOMING

  • Jaron Howard

    FUCKING KANE

  • Nick Alexander

    Rats. My final four was one off. I legitimately thought that Ziggler would get a spot.

  • Nick Alexander

    KANE, YOU BITCH.

  • Mike Hart

    the spanish announce table almost made it an entire ppv

  • McBrads

    well its batista to lose

  • ScottishWolf

    Kane just became the most over heel in the building.

  • Nick Alexander

    Shit. Batista’s totally winning this thing.

    • Jaron Howard

      Sadly :/

    • Mike Hart

      it’s what he was brought in for

  • Brandon

    Batista’s gonna win, and no one in the arena will give a shit.

  • Chris C.

    Sheamus vs Orton at WM..

  • chainy gang

    Well, WWE is nervous they cant go on with refund chants and these boos

  • Deuce Loosely

    Reigns vs Batista in the end…

  • Matthew Fluellen

    So will Reigns break Kanes record or just stick at 11

  • ScottishWolf

    Reigns has to win or this building will explode in hate

  • Nick Alexander

    Man, Sheamus looks blown up.

    • McBrads

      hes been out for 6 months, whatd you expect

      • Nick Alexander

        Not much different, but DAMN.

  • McBrads

    man Pittsburgh is not happy lol

  • chainy gang

    If it wasnt for this chat honestly I think my tv would be off I love u all

  • ScottishWolf

    they were so close to a great rumble??? WHY THE FUCK NO BRYAN?

    • Jaron Howard

      He had a match

  • Deuce Loosely

    These fans are PISSED that Bryan isn’t in this.

  • ScottishWolf

    c’mon reigns…
    please god

  • TheWolf31

    Come on Punk, this is it!!!

  • chainy gang

    Reigns please

  • McBrads

    reigns has broken the record, and michael cole no sells it like a boss

  • Matthew Fluellen

    He did it!! Reigns gets 12!!!

  • Jaron Howard

    REIGNS COME ON

  • Deuce Loosely

    COME ON, REIGNS!!!

  • ScottishWolf

    please dont let batista do this. Reigns is ready – give him this win

    • Jaron Howard

      they’ll make a story out of it, Shield dissension. Batista wins

  • Nick Alexander

    KILL, REIGNS, KILL

  • ScottishWolf

    ROMAN REIGNS ROMAN REIGNS ROMAN REIGNS

  • McBrads

    BOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nick Alexander

    That spear was bullshit.

  • Chris C.

    And when Ambrose eliminates Reigns.. will we like this?

  • ScottishWolf

    boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • chainy gang

    And this is officially a shit fest I WATCHED 2001 ROYAL RUMBLE LAST NIGHT AND THIS IS PATHETIC COMPARED

  • McBrads

    BATISTA WINS LOL

  • Brandon

    what a shitty ending. just threw him out.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Boom! 4 in a row!

  • Nick Alexander

    *sigh*

  • Deuce Loosely

    We kinda knew Batista was gonna win this but FUCK Roman Reigns was awesome!

    • Mike Hart

      agreed 12 eliminations and last one elimintated

  • ScottishWolf

    no way… Batista main eventing? After the showing that reigns put on?

  • chainy gang

    it was so good then the last 10 minutes just ruined it

  • Jaron Howard

    I’m okay with Reigns losing after everything he did. Obvious push is coming

    • Jaron Howard

      and Imagine the Shield triple threat at WM30

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Batista was the obvious winner so its no surprise, but man this crowd is pissed!!

  • McBrads

    the finish remained me of the santino del rio finish

  • ScottishWolf

    I’m just amazed that there was no bryan. The crowd weren’t just hot – they were erect and halfway to climax.

    “He earned his way there” JBL… dont…. just dont…

  • Nick Alexander

    I can’t say I expected differently once Punk was out, but dammit, Batista just gave the locker room the biggest middle finger.

    • TheWolf31

      Man, judging from the reactions of everybody, I’m really glad I didn’t pay for the PPV. Thanks a lot WWE!

  • McBrads

    batista is in heel mode

    • ScottishWolf

      we kind of left him no choice with that reaction

      • Nick Alexander

        False. This is what Sheamus has been living off of for years.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Much like this show, the WWE title match will not be the highlight of Wrestlamania

  • Jaron Howard

    15 minutes?

  • chainy gang

    Do you guys think batista will face orton and then hhh will be relevant and all this stupid shit with evolution will be a thing

    • McBrads

      nope it will be batista vs lesnar. god will face punk

    • Deuce Loosely

      In the words of the immortal Steve Austin,…”Gimme a Hell NO!”

  • thekeelo_g

    So that’s two years in a row Punk got fucked over for someone who doesn’t deserve the title.

  • McBrads

    well that was eventful

  • chainy gang

    No I think this year Reigns and DB got more fucked over, think of it DB wasnt even in the royal rumble thats got to be a diss

    • thekeelo_g

      It’s storytelling, not a dis.

    • Jaron Howard

      He had a match tonight! Literally no one else that wrestled prior to the rumble was in it if you don’t count the preshow.

  • ScottishWolf

    how the hell are WWE going to calm down that reaction. I mean those fans are ot going home happy.

    • thekeelo_g

      A heel won and they aren’t happy about it. Sounds about right.

      • Nick Alexander

        A heel didn’t win. A part-timer won, and he didn’t even bother to make it look like eliminating the most dominant man in the Rumble was that hard. I’d like to say that this isn’t business as usual, but I guess it’s not really unprecedented for the WWE to tell its full-timers that bust their asses multiple nights a week to fuck off while a mediocre talent from a bygone era floats on in in his first match back and secures a main event at ‘Mania.

        • thekeelo_g

          He’s a part-timer, sure, but he’s also a heel. His reactions after the match cement that. And he used Reigns’ momentum against him, which is a tried and tested tactic.

          It sucks, I’m not denying that, but the idea that WWE will be surprised by the reaction just doesn’t carry water. What they care about is selling PPVs, and Batista will do that. Bryan’s fanbase is largely among the internet crowd, and that crowd doesn’t buy PPVs, they steal them. Once the Network is in place, I suspect booking will largely go away from being buyrate based, but until then, this is what we get.

          • Deuce Loosely

            I don’t buy that Batista was brought in to be a heel.
            He hasn’t much choice if the fan reaction from tonight carries over into Raw.
            The fans who bought tickets to the live event made their voices unmistakable in terms of what they wanted and didn’t get.
            The E calculated and got it wrong and it couldn’t have been more obvious with Cena / Orton.
            I’d lay money that the Wyatt run-in was to save the match.

          • Nick Alexander

            The WWE cast him as a face, though. No one’s fucking buying it, no more than they do with Sheamus, but why would you sell his return like you would a face when you KNOW this is the reaction he’s gonna get?

            I don’t think that the backlash is really taking the WWE by surprise, because I can’t believe that anyone in a position of management is that blindly oblivious to the world around them and is still breathing. Still, if Batista HAD to win, couldn’t he have made it look like taking out the most dominant man in the Rumble would take more than two steps to the side and a push to the back?

          • thekeelo_g

            How many Rumbles have been won by that exact same move? He couldn’t beat Reigns in a one-on-one fight, so he used Reigns’ momentum against him. This isn’t new. If Reigns had eliminated Batista the exact same way, it wouldn’t be an issue.

          • Nick Alexander

            I agree, I wouldn’t have minded that nearly as much. It’s still a bullshit ending, but you’re right, I’d have been far too happy with that win to care. I’m just saying, there was time for a struggle, so fucking struggle to get that win. If Cena and Orton can spend ten goddamn minutes using each others’ moves to try and put each other away, you can take a spear, take time to deliver a spear that’s NOT bullshit, take a Superman punch, deliver a Batista Bomb, mix in a couple kicks and punches, and THEN throw the man over the top rope.

  • Matthew Fluellen

    Even though Batista won and Bryan wasn’t in the match I enjoyed it

  • Brandon
  • McBrads

    also dont forget, if you were in the rumble contest you must now mark for the guy you got. even if its del rio, khail & swagger

    • Brandon

      But, But…THE MIZ?!?

      • McBrads

        got no choice pal, soz lol

    • Nick Alexander

      I have no problem marking out for Swagger, because he’s still with Cesaro and Zeb.

    • Deuce Loosely

      The mark-outs should happen in individual posts on the FB page!

      • Nick Alexander

        I did my marking out for the night here. There’s a link on the FB page, so it counts.

  • Nick Alexander

    The only positive we can draw from this is the explosion we’ll see from Rob this Tuesday. Seriously, I’m almost positive that he’s shitting bricks the size of houses right now.

    • ScottishWolf

      oh god… WWE is going to panic. We’re going to get cena batista…

      • Nick Alexander

        NOOOOOO

  • Deuce Loosely

    A big “fuck you” from the WWE for not putting D-Bry into the Rumble, cheaply eliminating Reigns, and screwing Punk with an illegitimate elimination.
    As good as it was in the end, this is what people will be nagging about.

    • ScottishWolf

      If they had batista WORK to eliminate reigns. I mean, we had 15 minutes left. make him work for it…

    • Jaron Howard

      How is it a fuck you?

      Bryan had a match earlier. Reigns was hot the entire match, and now he can break out from the shield. Kane vs Punk? hell yes.

      • Deuce Loosely

        Just saying this is what the IWC will focus on.

    • thekeelo_g

      Or, it’s consistent storytelling. Why would The Authority put Bryan in a match that could guarantee him the main event of WrestleMania? It sucks, but it makes sense from the story they’ve been telling since SummerSlam.

      • Matthew Fluellen

        They put Punk in the match

        • Jaron Howard

          as #1 and Kane entered and then came back after Punk eliminated him.

        • thekeelo_g

          They don’t like Punk, but they don’t dispute that he can sell. There’s a difference.

    • Matthew Fluellen

      Punk was eliminated in the right way. Going against the authority no way it could have been a legitimate elimination

  • chainy gang

    welp

  • chainy gang

    so is a 6/10 a decent rating?

    • ScottishWolf

      8/10 for me. could have been 10 if they had bryan in the rumble (even for 5 mins showing fatigue) and Batista putting someone over.

  • chainy gang

    We had a great opening match, meh with brock and show, bad title match, and a ok royal rumble match but with a god awful ending.

  • ScottishWolf
    • Nick Alexander

      Ohhhh shit.

    • Matthew Fluellen

      wow

    • Deuce Loosely

      Exactly what I meant.

  • McBrads

    shows gets a 7/5 out of 10 for me

  • chainy gang

    Jesus people are pissed like the most ive seen in a long time, this is crazy ahahah

  • ScottishWolf

    welp, im going to bed. I look forward to viewing the shitstorm in the morning/afternoon

  • McBrads

    well im looking forward to the abuse this show will get, later peeps

  • chainy gang

    later and raw should be interesting tomorrow

  • Jaron Howard

    Raise your hand if you liked the PPV tonight? *raises hand* Anyways, I’m out guys. See you tomorrow

    • Nick Alexander

      Yeah, up ’til the last ten minutes, it was pretty great.

    • Deuce Loosely

      I liken tonight to an Oreo.
      Top cookie = great!
      Filling = is good on the surface but is nothing more than filler made of awful shit that can kill you.
      Bottom cookie = great but slightly tainted by the filler.

    • thekeelo_g

      It was good. The person I wanted to win didn’t win, but WWE doesn’t owe me that. The matches were good, the stories being told added to what we know and set up new stuff. Punk has a clear in to be involved with this going forward. It moved the story forward, which is what the Rumble, more than any other show, is supposed to be.